Joshua jumped the fence into the nun’s backyard. I stepped in poop trying to recover him.
Yes my neighbors are nuns. They are also sisters, by blood not just Christ.
Today Joshua and Worf took themselves for walks, both running in opposite directions. A large group of children started screaming and panicking about Joshua, even though he was running away from them. Poor Joshua! He may look like a hellhound, but he is the sweetest, goofiest, happiest baby. Worf is way more likely to bite a kid.
Today is my first shift at the holiday job. I’m really not feeling it and want to just not go, ever. I thought I could do the 55 hour work week again bit maybe I can’t.